If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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