Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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