I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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