I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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