stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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