they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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