so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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