and then he started using my ass as a stressball
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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