i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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