im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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