my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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