Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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