That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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