I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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