god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't deserve a penis
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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