i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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