There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You don't make any sense
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I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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