There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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