Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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