counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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