My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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