home. puking in laundry basket.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize