Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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