So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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