8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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