Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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