best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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