I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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