You're so nebulous sometimes
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
this hospital has no fireball
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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