glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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