I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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