I think my fart just growled at me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
what day is it and did you see me today?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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