You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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