never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'm really busy with my period
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