i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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