he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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