Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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