I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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