She's like a pop up book from hell.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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