Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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