Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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