Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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