i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize