Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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