Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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