why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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