Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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