alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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