pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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