First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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