i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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