I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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